The Marble

I started this blog as a way to keep a kind of journal about the boys. In that interrest I must tell a few stories that have stood out in the last few months. This one is about the Marble.
The marble in question is (or should I say was) one of those Magnetix marbles. It is slightly heaver than a regular marble, maybe fractionaly bigger, and of course magnetic. Well, no matter how many times you tell your children not to put certain objects in their mouths, some lessons have to be learned the hard way. Joseph swallowed it. He was pretty sure he was going to throw up, or choke, or die. We are pleased to say that he did none of these things.
I called my mother just to make sure my intended course of action(wait and it will come out the other end) was the right one to take. My sister ( I shall not name names) was very worried for Joseph and thought I should take him to the ER, so that his organs would not be pulled out of order or worse by the magnet. I did not see her perticular worry as terribly truthful, so I waited.
About four days later, this is what transpired. It is about bed time and several children have been taking baths. Each time I go into the bathroom I find poo in the toilet that no one claims. I flush. After about the third flush, I complain rather loudly that my children are certainly smart enough to learn how to flush a toilet. It is starting to stink up the bathroom. Well, Joseph say,
"I tried to flush it, but the toilet is broken." So I flush again, and watch this time. It seems to go down, and all is well. Next time I turn around the same darn log is still there. It came back. WTH. I flush again..... and again. Then I peer very closely......... That darn shiny metal marble is poking out the side. Now most of us moms know that pennies, and marbles don't flush. I was very irritably contemplating how I was going to fish out the marble when Trever walks in, says ewwwww, I'll do it and flushes. It went. The boy has an air of authority over poo. I was saved. And Joseph is well, there were no excaped organs or anything. A fairly happy ending.